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| Syllabi: ECED 2020 Human Development ECED 2060 Development of Exceptional Children MWF TTh evening summer ECED 2010 Safe, Healthy Learning Environment ECED 2050 Psychomotor Development ECED 2070 Assessment ECED 2080 or 2230 Children's Literature CFS 2200 Marriage and Family |
| Some fun quotes for your amusement or consideration, also for poops and giggles ... 1. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (inigo montoya) 2. I asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again. (apu nahasapeemapetilons) 3. When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? (george carlin) 4. Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are. (matt lauer) 5. It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning. (calvin [and hobbes]) 6.My parents didn't want to move to Florida. But they turned 60 and that's the law. (jerry seinfeld) 7. Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. (red buttons) 8. What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. (mark twain) 9. I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. (douglas adams) 10. Now the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins! The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury! (groundskeeper willie) 11. When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick. (george burns) 12. I felt so utterly exposed and vulnerable and not in that fun, spanky way. (dick solomon) 13. He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. (douglas adams) 14. Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do? (homer simpson) 15. Even the Gods love jokes. (plato) 16. Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. (albert einstein) 17. If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed? (steven wright) 18. Don't be so humble. You're not THAT great. (golda meir) 19. All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. (steven wright) 20. Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust -- we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible player. (albert einstein) 21. My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers. (woody allen) 22. Man -- a figment of God's imagination. (mark twain) 23. I can resist anything except temptation. (oscar wilde) 24. How can I be a millionaire and never pay taxes? First, get a million dollars. (steve martin) 25. If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor. (groucho marx) 26. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. (groucho marx) 27. I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. (rodney dangerfield) 28. I hope I didn't brain my damage. (homer simpson) 29. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. (josh palmer) 30. Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. (john lennon) 31. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. (arthur mcauliff) 32. Wait a minute! This sounds like rock and/or roll! (reverend lovejoy) 33. The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph. (miss hoover) 34. Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing plain with stripes comes easy. (albert einstein) 35. I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. (steven wright) 36. Me fail English? That's unpossible! (ralph wiggums) 37. Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture. (steven wright) 38. And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. (friedrich nietzsche) 39. I grew up watching TV and I turned out TV. (homer simpson) 40. Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. So live, live, live! (auntie mame) 41. Ah, music! A magic beyond all we do here. (dumbledore) 42. Outside a dog, a book is your best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. (groucho marx) 43. Be good and you will be lonesome. (mark twain) 44. You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. (steven wright) 45. I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity. (edgar allan poe) 46. Today you are you; that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you. (dr. seuss) 47. Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? (clarence darrow) 48. When it is dark, you can see the stars. (persian proverb) 49. You cannot be both pro-life and anti-zombie. (a book called generation dead; or maybe just a bumper sticker) 50. 55. Black holes are where God divided by zero. (steven wright) |
| 56. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. 57. But I'm not a genius! Or are I? (homer simpson) |